Strewth, this is Concrete Arse Club (or whatever the daft sods call themselves) stuff. Didn't you miss the catheter off the list?
The world moves at 40 mph. You've got to eat so many calories and sleep for a few hours (although I'm sure a few have tried Benzadrine), but it that's it I aren't going to bother.
Do fewer miles and take a few more days over it. Decent breakfast after a few miles, a couple of pints before the bar closes and stopping when I want a cuppa, a pee or to take piccies for me please.
Andy
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