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Nay lad , allst bears goo ter sleyp int'winter , canna hear nowt fer snoring sumdays .
Bin a bit kwite cos ,I aster goo ter wok naar an agenn ,else 'ead scrag ull be after me .
Glad ter hear tha's been kind ter owd Browny , poor lads bin sufferin , tha sees ee canna gerra 'ot watter bottle small enuff ter fit inter is sporran , coshakwently t'ode john thomas as bin gerrin kaiwd and t'icicles ave been anging offert bogger .
Meks im fair mardy at times .
But dunna werry lad , ee'll be rayt ennuf when ee gets darn sarf wit Frenchies and thaws art a bit .
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thas gunner after powst sum pikkies
Thas gonner after powst sum pikkies er yer bears!
Tha meayans iss just lahk Yogi n bew bew? thems bears reely hibernayshunin? the lazy beggars, sound just like our cuzzun .... eeeee can sleep a fortnight if yed lerrim.
well ahyall be blowed! I thowt them theyer bears woz off nickin grub int winter. This ere interwebnet is just the dogs danglies innit? yer get an edjerkayshun too!
if them beyers snorin sturbs thee sleypin I reckon thee shouldnt sleep wi em.... kick the beggars out.... or duz yer use them bear farts as shentral heatin?
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Nay lad ar dunna sleep wit bears , ar jus guz ovver ter rayd um bedtime storyz and tell um abart the tasty new tourists whats travlin thru this summer . Thur speshully ont loookart fur a wappy bogger wearing a tartan skirt ,riydin an Amfrikan Twin , complaynin he's kaiwd .
Ar tode em abart thee ,but they sed that thaa's a bit tooo chewy and theyd prefer summat a bit moowr tender .
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TeeHee!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Cammy.......
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TeeHee!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hello Cammy! How ya doin Lad?
Hope your Enjoying our little leg pull at your exspense, please feel free to join in and have a pop back!
We dont hate YOU Dennis, we collectively are generally a very social bunch as Im sure your aware.
Prison & Playground rules apply! Show a weakness...... & you've Had it!......
glad your enjoying yourself a little more. Maybe the Sense of Humour bypass didnt work?
PS TeeHee is a bit "Girlie" try  instead!
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Hello Cammy! How ya doin Lad?
Hope your Enjoying our little leg pull at your exspense, please feel free to join in and have a pop back!
We dont hate YOU Dennis, we collectively are generally a very social bunch as Im sure your aware.
Prison & Playground rules apply! Show a weakness...... & you've Had it!......
glad your enjoying yourself a little more. Maybe the Sense of Humour bypass didnt work?
PS TeeHee is a bit "Girlie" try  instead!
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Girlie is good. Better than "Dude " all the time. .thats what kids say at skool. Feeling better these days? ...it wont last......teehee!
Now you go and do whatever it is you do...I dont want to hear from you for a while........
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remember this? Prison & Playground rules apply!
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Girlie is good. Better than "Dude " all the time. .thats what kids say at skool. Feeling better these days? ...it wont last......teehee!
Now you go and do whatever it is you do...I dont want to hear from you for a while........
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Prison & Playground rules apply! Show a weakness...... & you've Had it!......
OH CAMMY my old DUDE! you have shown a weakness!!  ...... you don't wanna hear from me in a while...... and JUST when I thought you were getting into the spirit of things again!
Well what can I say? What I "Do" is wind you up.... so........
maybe you should get on your GIRLIE Bike and go for a nice ride.....
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Eee! wacky thoomp! ba goom! Its laak shovin' t'ode stick in a wasps nest! Ho hum, trooble at 'Mill. Hey Paddy, tha moosnt knock t'ode tartan skirts - they're reet nice. That gave yer ode johnthomas a bit of a stir - yer daft ode boger! Teehee!
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Eee! wacky thoomp! ba goom! Its laak shovin' t'ode stick in a wasps nest! Ho hum, trooble at 'Mill. Hey Paddy, tha moosnt knock t'ode tartan skirts - they're reet nice. That gave yer ode johnthomas a bit of a stir - yer daft ode boger! Teehee!
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Martyn ode chap ,astha red this note frum Browny , luks like double dutch ,ar canna unnerstan it missen .
Rekkin ay's a bit tup !
Swot kums frum spendin tay much time wit Frenchies an drinkin whine [ nasty stuff an no weer neer as gud as a pint o mild ] .
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an theyers me go rongendustik!
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Martyn ode chap ,astha red this note frum Browny , luks like double dutch ,ar canna unnerstan it missen .
Rekkin ay's a bit tup !
Swot kums frum spendin tay much time wit Frenchies an drinkin whine [ nasty stuff an no weer neer as gud as a pint o mild ] .
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Dodgy ah thowt eed hirristhum wirrenammer! or it were mebbes ee wuh tarkin in froggy lingo!
Cudden unnerstan a wodderit anyroad!
ee wudden nahr wot a pint o mild woz if yer held im darn n pored id down iz neck! ee aint got no class like us azzee?
sithee
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