my wife an Clarkson are normally complete opposites in EVERYTHING!
My wife is still cute after 40, Jeremy has lost his boyish looks.....
My by wife is female, Jeremy is far too hairy to be one despite his behavior around bikes....
My wife has lovely brown colour to her skin, Jeremy is pastey coloured. (maybe he's been driving a bike again?)
my wife at less than 5 foot makes a good pillion.........
But both think death lies round EVERY corner when you ride off using 2 wheels instead of 4 wheels  .
Still I can't have everything now can I?
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