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Originally Posted by chris
Still better than working for a living, mind.
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That's it Ted. Just accept your fate. The spider's web of responsibility has finally enmeshed you and as the grim reaper knows only too well you can run but you can't hide for ever.
Before you know it you'll be stuck in the traffic on yet another rain soaked morning commute, hairline receding, waistline expanding, with final demands piling up on the mat as customers flock to the guy next door as he's 5p cheaper than you.
The bin will be overflowing with empty booze bottles and every time you look wistfully at the dust covered bike stuck in the corner you'll wonder whether it's you or the bike that's decaying faster. "One day" you'll say to yourself, "one day I'll pump up the tyres and take it out for a ride", but you'll hear the lack of conviction in your voice...
Sorry if it all sounds a bit depressing but I'm just off on a two week road trip with my in-laws. Console yourself that things could be worse
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