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Laugh
He made them laugh, which is a hugely important thing. Thanks
Al - stop taking yourself so seriously .... anyone would think you were a boring little British wanker .....
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Yesterday I meet with a guy who posts here in Medellin and gave him info on Colombia Ecuador and Peru,then a little later a guy mails me about tyres in Quito and just now I put him onto a guy for a reasonably priced Galapagos trip.Then another poster here asks me to be a reference for a University trip he,s planning in South America and finally on Advrider a gal who wants a service and some tyres for her Klr when she gets to Quito.
I would have to ask Caminando other than whinge about me what have you done for the motorcycling community today.
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Al
That's what it's all about and what people in the HUBB appreciate most. Starting threads that have only one purpose ; to antagonise others isn't what it's about , so why not stick to what you are good at and for what folks will appreciate you for instead of some of this other rubbish you have been starting lately
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Al
That's what it's all about and what people in the HUBB appreciate most. Starting threads that have only one purpose ; to antagonise others isn't what it's about , so why not stick to what you are good at and for what folks will appreciate you for instead of some of this other rubbish you have been starting lately 
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Thats all fine and well,but this is the bar and it does say-THE HU BAR CHAT FORUM-NO USEFUL CONTENT REQUIRED.So I thought I,d stir it up a bit with some pointless crap,then you all get pissy about it.
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Oh,er,madam
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Originally Posted by Caminando
Now Bertie,
Dont knock that whipping offer till you've tried it - people pay good money to have an
experience like that! I might even try it myself.
Regarding "bursting in" - Bertie boy, you put up a provocative little post, and you got a suitable response, so why are you blubbing because I teased you a little bit? Look I wont burst in to your bar if you're nervous....I promise. Is your thread less boring for you now? If you "have nothing against homosexuals", I promise to find a few for you when I meet those South American beautiful women when I visit your bar - now I cant say fairer than that! Do you want the clutch cable experience too?
I can see you're not from Glasgow because your lower lip is trembling a little, so you must be from say, the east coast? I thought you'd be up for a laugh after your naughty post - but oo-er, you're in a tizzy!
What did I do for the M/C community today? Crutchie, I'm not Mother Teresa. But I do stop and help any biker who needs a hand. As I'm sure you do. Let's go forward together.....
You want to kiss and make up? If I were you, I'd have a laugh, and get those double malts ready for me.
Auchentoshan is a fine Lowland malt - or a Bowmore, an excellent Islay malt....mmmmmm.
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I loved the part where you had to reinforce your heterosexuality with the "when I meet the beautiful women" getting a bit nervous,the old ring twitching!!!
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I'm Gay I'd whip him with an old courgette!
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Oh yes
Being gay I would have thought you,d have something better than an old courgette.After all as Mel Brooks once said "if it wasn,t for Jews and Homosexuals there would be no entertainment"
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Hey Bertie
You say this thread is boring - maybe it is. It's your thread after all. So why dont you post something interesting instead of trying clumsy windups? Put your money where your mouth is and show us what you're made of. Dont whinge and whine that you're not being entertained - YOU entertain us. So far you've failed miserably.
You've named yourself as a boring old Brit - now shit or get off the pot, and post something interesting for once in your life.
Mine's a double malt when I burst into your bar - and your place had better be interesting, pal.
Here's an idea to be put on U-Tube - a video of you being chased naked and screaming through the streets of Quito, with your lardy backside being whipped raw by a frayed BMW clutch cable.
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What! you mean this isn,t getting pissy!
ps I didn,t say thread I said site.Just in case the old reading skills are starting to rust
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