I hope it's ok to plug this here. If this is against the rules, please delete and I apologise for wasting your time. I couldn't find it in the rules.

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There is a legend. Some speak in hushed tones, in the corner of dark, quiet places of a journey undertaken by two mighty warriors. This journey stretched from London to Asia, via the Middle East and the mighty warriors became known to those who knew as 'Those Two Idiots.'

Several years ago, two bikers, let's call them Jack and Marcin decided it was time to go to war. They took on the combined might of middle-age, common-sense and basic tenets of decency and decided to ride their motorcycles on a fairly pointless trip halfway around the world.
Jack was more sensible and had a BMW G650x which was carefully planned and built into a hardy and practical world-tourer. Marcin bought a KTM.
You can now read about all this nonsense on Kindle from Amazon on the link below. At $2.99 it's probably the cheapest MC Adventure story but you get what you pay for. This isn't one of those stories of wonderful scenery and optimistic appraisals of the promise the road ahead was set to deliver. Instead of all that this is a more honest, down to Earth and gritty look at what it's like to share a small room with a man whose farts are powerful enough to set off car alarms.
So if long distance motorcycle adventures with almost no preparation, undertaken by a pair of borderline alcoholics is something that interests you then this book might be worth a look. If the price is too high then it's been suggested that falling from a great height onto your head might produce a similar result. Many thanks.

Jack.

http://www.amazon.com/Those-Two-Idio...1743232&sr=1-1