Dear Your Royal Highnesses...
Although it might get a bit tight, what with Charlie and Ewan probably seriously considering our
invitation to join us across Africa, we thought it only proper, that we extend an invitation to your(RH)selves as well.
To be honest, we'd MUCH rather take you two, since although you may be a BIT posh and all that, you have the GROOVIEST grandmother on planet earth. (She reminds us of our own nana's!)
BTW, please ask your nan, if she could tell us, where her grt-grt-grt-grt-grt-nan, Elizabeth I, had that GORGEOUS armoured corset made, that she wore during that thing with the Spanish.
OMG!! That girl would SOOOO have been on
*an XT*, if she was around today!!
*an XT, is a type of motorcycle*
Anyway - you two royal highnesses don't have to bother with all those body guards and stuff - we're travelling on our own, and we're GIRLS! We SERIOUSLY don't mind looking out for you! It will be GREAT fun!
We reckon, if you
*buy some used gear off ebay* and a couple of ratted XTs like ours, no-one will even KNOW you're them royal higness blokes.
*this is, when you buy things, that people used to own, but when it became useless to them, they sell it to the highest bidder...
a bit like, when Africa used to belong to your family, and when it became useless to them, it went to the highest bidder... only, ebay has a feedback system.. which helps you choose the buyers carefully, so as to not f*** up the whole transaction.)
But nevermind all THAT - we can sort it all out for you, just let us know when - and we'd LOVE to discuss all that kind of stuff with the two of you at the camp fire.
We look forward to your reply.
The XTGirls.
xxxx