"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting
GERONIMO!"

That's always been my favorite too....Anyone know the author? I've seen
variations on it as well.

Also, Hunter S. Thompson had some great ones.

Patrick

:scooter:

"If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off the back again" On a Harley rider's T-shirt,

Seen on a Buell's number plate at Elephant and Castle, London:

"Enjoy the Queue"

Genius. This was, obviously, the day after I had my new plate made up.