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wils chris 24 May 2006 18:13

Cool motorcycling Quotes
 
Saw this one last year on a T-shirt of an 83 years old biker, who bought a new bike a few months before: you don,t stop riding because you,r getting old, but you get old when you stop riding.
My favorite one: remember the time when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous

mmclaughlin 25 May 2006 01:42

Kansas: home of the highway with 318 miles and 11 curves.

Wow, ain't that true. I went through once and left with a full understanding of why God invented tornados. They are the only thing that makes Kansas interesting.

I went through in the beginning of winter, so the miles and miles of flat farmland were nothing but flat dirt that you aren't allowed to ride on.

Matthew

erik350 25 May 2006 03:01

Is not what you ride, it`s your attitude that it counts.

erik.

Red Bull 25 May 2006 04:27

Chris >> THis one is reallly COOOL
 
Chris >> THis one is reallly COOOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by wils chris
My favorite one: remember the time when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous

Red Bull

henryuk 25 May 2006 08:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by wils chris
Saw this one last year on a T-shirt of an 83 years old biker, who bought a new bike a few months before: you don,t stop riding because you,r getting old, but you get old when you stop riding.
My favorite one: remember the time when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous


I thought that was "I remember when roack climbing was dangerous and sex was safe"

As far as I can tell from the 'now you see him!' adverts on British TV motorcycles are still dangerous, and are a hell of alot quicker than they were back in the day, isn't that why there fun???

Climbing on the other hand is constantly being devalued by 'improvements' in safety equipment and thicker pads etc......

Del Boy 4 Jun 2006 11:34

One of my favourites, even though it advertised Harleys was: God didn't create metal so that man could make paper clips!
Derek.

tarisius 4 Jun 2006 21:58

I am riding a bike because travellig with a car is like having sex with the pants on.
safe ridings

henryuk 5 Jun 2006 08:14

Thought for the day
 
"Bones mend, babes dig scars"

Luuk 6 Jun 2006 14:24

strictly spoken not a bike qoute, used to be an honda quad add, but still cool:

its a world with 20.000 television channels......
get as far away from it as you can

henryuk 8 Jun 2006 07:48

Thought for the day
 
"Careless torque costs lives"

Dirk Taalman 14 Jun 2006 18:58

And a few of my favorites...
 
As seen on a certain set of Honda C90´s:

"Ditch the bitch, let´s go riding"

"Grass, gas or ass, nobody rides for free"

"Ride, eat, sleep...repeat"

P.s.: Are we really the only ones that put Candybar Pictures on their website? ;)

www.honda50.cc

Smellybiker 14 Jun 2006 23:51

I like the one on Rene's calendars (www.renedian.com)..........'it didnt look that far on the map'

Nigel Marx 16 Jun 2006 01:25

While we are...
 
While we are on the subject on things seen on bikes, my mate has on his sports bike mirrors a sticker reading "Caution: Objects in the Mirrors NO LONGER MATTER" .
I used to have on my bike years ago "Have You Hugged Your Bike Today" when the have you hugged your kids today campaign was on.

Regards

Nigel in NZ

Red Bull 30 Nov 2006 21:39

Text on a Harley Davidson Advertisement
 
The Photo is of an Empty School courtyard with the swings and other playground items , and there is a Harley parked in the front.

Text in Big Bold letters says>>


"RIDE , Because children need HEROES."


Really Beautiful ad brings out the brand very well.


Then there is another one that says>>

" God didn't create steel to make paper clips. "

password 1 Dec 2006 19:36

"Making love to a fat bird is like riding a moped. lots of fun but you don´t want your mates to see you doing it" Cheers. Greg


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