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chris 17 Jan 2017 22:44

I'm Karl65, and so is my wife!
 
Just adapting some of the dialogue from the end of Life of Brian.

Every time I post on the hubb I might check later who has replied or who is reading my random drivel. Without fail, hubb user Karl65 is or has recently been "reading" my stuff (depends on when the hubb webserver auto-refreshes itself)

Karl, you have never posted anything on the hubb. You joined in 2013.

Will the real Karl65 please stand up now! :D:clap:

Warin 17 Jan 2017 22:53

Never been troubled to look at who is reading my stuff .... is this reverse stalking?

chris 17 Jan 2017 23:03

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Originally Posted by Warin (Post 555313)
Never been troubled to look at who is reading my stuff .... is this reverse stalking?

Probably. Stalking the stalker :rofl:

chris 18 Jan 2017 00:01

Definitely no useful content... See bottom left of each screenshot below

I'm off down a real pub...

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backofbeyond 18 Jan 2017 07:51

You've probably put him off now! :rofl: They say that writers regard their output like children so your offspring will now be cast into the cold of an uncaring universe, to wander alone in the darkness for eternity :(

Personally I'm always amazed that anyone would want to read my disconnected, stream of consciousness, ramblings and so far I've not been disappointed.

To Karl65 I say, jump ship mate. Swap over to reading my drivel instead. There are plenty of orphans that need a good home. :rofl:

Warin 18 Jan 2017 07:59

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Originally Posted by backofbeyond (Post 555324)
They say that writers regard their output like children

Some 'parents' care more than others ... :oops2: many words are let run free ... use caution with these

chris 19 Jan 2017 00:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by backofbeyond (Post 555324)
You've probably put him off now! :rofl: They say that writers regard their output like children so your offspring will now be cast into the cold of an uncaring universe, to wander alone in the darkness for eternity :(

Personally I'm always amazed that anyone would want to read my disconnected, stream of consciousness, ramblings and so far I've not been disappointed.

To Karl65 I say, jump ship mate. Swap over to reading my drivel instead. There are plenty of orphans that need a good home. :rofl:

I long ago gave up caring regarding the quality of my utterances on t'nternet, so my many many mutant offspring will just have to sort their own sh!t themselves. Just because I can communicate in the medium of written English doesn't make me a "writer" anyway! :innocent:

To Karl: You will have to choose between me and BoB. A "like" for me is one for loud pipes and vulgarity, for him it's peace, tranquility and the soft purr of a Honda Goldwing... :scooter:

Make the right choice, I plead with you :mchappy:

Mogy 19 Jan 2017 02:36

I'm Carl, but my wife is not.
 
You're a funny guy Chris. I like to read your stuff.
I am not as knowledgeable as you, so I don't post as much.

Alan31 19 Jan 2017 19:35

That's pretty hilarious actually. Also kind of weird. You have no idea at all who it might be?

chris 19 Jan 2017 20:08

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Originally Posted by Alan31 (Post 555400)
That's pretty hilarious actually. Also kind of weird. You have no idea at all who it might be?

I have one or 2 ideas :helpsmilie: A troll? A stalker? Someone who thinks I'm wise and clever... and fast? Someone who reads everyone's posts, including mine?

At this second he's interested in a DR650 in Foz do Iguacu...

mika 19 Jan 2017 22:50

Chris
 
Chris? Are you bored? Get a job or a girlfriend or start riding again! Or go to the pub and talk to people bier

mika

xfiltrate 19 Jan 2017 23:06

The wisdom of Chris
 
Karl65 is posting every time he logs in to read the wisdom of Chris. If he just wanted to experience the brilliance and exciting life of Chris he could just as well peruse away without logging in. Karl's Mark (bad pun intended) is that he logs in.

Karl65 would be listed as one of the many "guests" availing themselves of the wisdom of Chris, if he did not log in. The message is clear. He,... like the minions of his namesake keep tract.

Just read more Chris if you don't understand this.

xfiltrate

*Touring Ted* 19 Jan 2017 23:27

Karl65..

Don't listen to them mate.

Follow me instead. Send me your address and I'll send you a signed postcard.

Don't listen to those other lot. They're not worthy.

chris 20 Jan 2017 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by mika (Post 555429)
Chris? Are you bored? Get a job or a girlfriend or start riding again! Or go to the pub and talk to people bier

mika

Yes. Had a job. That was the source of the boredom. Met one or 2 Mexican ladies but they thought I was the Messiah. It took them a little while to realise I wasn't. Just v naughty.



Quote:

Originally Posted by xfiltrate (Post 555431)
Karl65 is posting every time he logs in to read the wisdom of Chris. If he just wanted to experience the brilliance and exciting life of Chris he could just as well peruse away without logging in. Karl's Mark (bad pun intended) is that he logs in.

Karl65 would be listed as one of the many "guests" availing themselves of the wisdom of Chris, if he did not log in. The message is clear. He,... like the minions of his namesake keep tract.

Just read more Chris if you don't understand this.

xfiltrate

Mr Filtrate: Talking of not understanding stuff, could you please in words of 3 syllables or less and in just a couple of sentences please explain: http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/hub...piration-90384



Quote:

Originally Posted by *Touring Ted* (Post 555432)
Karl65..

Don't listen to them mate.

Follow me instead. Send me your address and I'll send you a signed postcard.

Don't listen to those other lot. They're not worthy.

Karl: "Approved by Touring Ted. His lozenges give you a soggy half...."

xfiltrate 20 Jan 2017 01:49

Hope
 
Sure Chris, the post you referenced is all about hope. Hope that it is possible to work hard, save money and tour the world by motorcyle. And one more thing, it is possible to understand that the powerful, the controllers, do not always get it right, that the common man can observe reality and understand it, see it clearly, without the bias of the bought and paid for media. And, once and a while describe it to others.

thanks for asking. xfiltrate


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