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mark manley 9 Sep 2012 19:41

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Originally Posted by Tiffany (Post 392073)

I always wondered what happened to Little Weed after she left Bill and Ben, rumour has it there was a spell in rehab.

Tiffany 9 Sep 2012 21:46

Too Much Time On Your Hands...
 
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Originally Posted by mark manley (Post 392078)
I always wondered what happened to Little Weed after she left Bill and Ben, rumour has it there was a spell in rehab.

:D:clap:

Belle 10 Sep 2012 10:47

Ha ha ha ha!

I guess that shows our ages too....

JetJackson 10 Sep 2012 22:21

If you get your hands on a digital camera that will shoot 1080p film you can just film the entire time you are riding past, then pull the specific frame you want for a photo late on with the computer... can be easier than trying to get the right spot with the camera timer :)

Trippler 11 Sep 2012 11:48

Nice! All the beste! greetz

Tiffany 15 Sep 2012 20:35

errrr???
 
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Originally Posted by JetJackson (Post 392185)
If you get your hands on a digital camera that will shoot 1080p film you can just film the entire time you are riding past, then pull the specific frame you want for a photo late on with the computer... can be easier than trying to get the right spot with the camera timer :)

I've got to say, most of that went over my head:confused1:

Tiffany 17 Sep 2012 11:21

Cowboys
 
After leaving the mountains, I felt as if I was in a Wild West film when I heard I saw a steam train's whistle and then watched as one chugged past in the opposite direction, I expected to see cowboys hanging out the windows.

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I caught up with it in Durango, and for all you trainspotters out, I took a picture.
I've had a couple of conversations with Yanks about anorak-wearing trainspotters, they don't seem to exist in America, and they had no idea what I was referring to I'm sure someone with more skill than I can conjure up a picture of some typical trainspotters, and we're not talking the Danny Boyle film.
Opposite the train station was a scene that caught my eye, yes, it may well look like a garage, and I almost pulled up to one of these in an earlier town for petrol, but actually it's a drive thru bank, Americans seem to do a lot of drive-thrus including post boxes and pharmacies.
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And on into Kansas, the temperatures were still hoveringa round the 100 degrees mark - and I was sweltering every day. I was intrigued by the sign which claimed this particular field was the site of original wheel ruts from the pioneers' wagons as they headed west in the 19th century.
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I read the info signs - I seemed to be the only person for miles around, and then stared out over the fields, and yes, I reckon I could see the humps and irregularities in the grass, showing where the wagons used to go. I might feel like a roughty toughty traveller on my 48 horsepower motorbike, but it's nothing compared to the hardships people used to face crossing this huge country with just bullocks and single horses.
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My only company was a grasshopper on the path.
I like to think this was his view of me.
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I was heading due east with one destination I was determined not to miss...
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Dodge City - home of the Wild West, first I had this incredible array of ironwork sculptures to pass
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And then I arrived at the fabled city itself, I was disappointed that there wasn't a cowboy or indian in sight.
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But I did enjoy the sheriff signs in the front gardens, a hint of the Wild West.
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Tiffany 17 Sep 2012 11:23

Smilies Gone Mad
 
For some reason when I try using the word C H U G G E D, the website converts the word into a beer drinking symbol.

And err, the word B E E R itself as well!

McCrankpin 18 Sep 2012 18:52

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Originally Posted by Tiffany (Post 392843)
For some reason when I try using the word C H U G G E D, the website converts the word into a beer drinking symbol.

And err, the word B E E R itself as well!



beergington was beerging along the branch line when Thomas appeared from the siding.
"Toot toot beerginton! How about a jeiger before we head off to the sheds?"
"Great idea," replied beergington.
So they beerged off together for a jeiger and bier.
.

Write a little story about steam trains and you get a ready-made fully-animated party invitation....

c h e e r s

mark manley 20 Sep 2012 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiffany (Post 392841)

Eric or Gail?

Tiffany 20 Sep 2012 22:04

Chugging
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by McCrankpin (Post 393034)
beergington was beerging along the branch line when Thomas appeared from the siding.
"Toot toot beerginton! How about a jeiger before we head off to the sheds?"
"Great idea," replied beergington.
So they beerged off together for a jeiger and bier.
.

Write a little story about steam trains and you get a ready-made fully-animated party invitation....

c h e e r s

You definitely have too much time on your hands:cool4:

Tiffany 20 Sep 2012 22:05

Not bad
 
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Originally Posted by mark manley (Post 393227)
Eric or Gail?

That's a cleaner joke about that sign than I heard from others.

Tiffany 20 Sep 2012 22:12

Onward to Oklahoma!
 
The final night on the road in Kansas was a pretty one

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But even so, with the temperatures hitting 111 degrees plus during the day, I was looking forward to a bit of luxury and actually staying in a house, maybe sleeping in a bed if I was lucky.(and possibly those around me hoping I'd find somewhere with a showerhttp://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/icon10.gif)
However when I reached RockyDog's place in Oklahoma, (an internet contact) maybe lucky was not the word that sprang to mind, he assured me he had tidied up in honour of my visit
, but his sitting room looked like this...
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The good news was that he has electricity http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/clap.gifhttp://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/clap.gif
and a shower http://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/clap.gif (with proper shower curtain)

and actually quite a decent area for "My Office"


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This was my comfortable office space.
However I wasn't to have much time on my computer, I was here to experience one of America's most symbolic holidays...Independence Day, and it was to be in Oklahoma small-town style

Step One:
Establish size of town

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OK, 110 people, for me that constitues a tiny hamlet, but if the Yanks want to call it a town, I'm not going to argue.

Step 2:
Watch the parade

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Whoopshttp://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/eekers.gif, I nearly got run over by the parade- hadn't realised it was this small (apologies to residents of Hillsdale), note the vehicles to my left, doing my Brit Abroad impression of looking the wrong way as I cross the road.

I sat down to continue watching

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Step Three:

Watch various races, including the unusual three-legged sack race

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Unfortunately there was a problem with the camera and so we didn't get a picture of the turtle race which I particularly enjoyed. And if I'd known, I would have gone turtle hunting the day before and brought my own one along.

Tiffany 20 Sep 2012 22:13

4th July
 
So, what did I participate in...??

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It might not look like the most dynamic of sports, but the tension was high as I lined up (sole international entrant) for the coin tossing event. I may not have been a prize winner, but I didn't let my nation down.
This was followed by the water balloon tossing, in which we made it to the quarter finals, you can tell from the wet t-shirt who was the more skilled at catching the balloonhttp://d26ya5yqg8yyvs.cloudfront.net/icon10.gif

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Having failed to make the winners' podium at any of the events in this small town of just 110 people, I retired to the town hall where I assisted witht he catering activities, they weren't letting this vegetarian near any actual cooking so I helped to open the tins of beans (which I couldn't help noticing all had meat in them).

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In time honoured fashion, the festivities ended with people sitting in the back of their trucks watching the fireworks

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Tiffany 26 Sep 2012 08:37

Small Town Breakfast
 
Breakfast in the garden with Stephen, my kind host, with rural views and motorbikes in the background.
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More foreign food, in this case, it was his homemade Corn Bread

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and very tasty it was too. Thelma had been out in the garden feeling very at home with two of Stephen's bikes, he is in the process of "creating" a garage space for the bikes...

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A final cup of tea in the garden, before I had to hit the road again (On the first night I forgot to take my camera and get photos of the nightlife in Enid when we went out for a few drinks at the Irish Bar)

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Huge thanks to Stephen for inviting me and being such a great host, :clap:I loved my small town adventures.


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