Boring British
Are the British turning into a bunch of boring old wankers now that everything is ruled by their leftwing nanny state or is there hope for them yet.
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dunno, I think they're pretty rooted by political correctness, I recall reading the british police had an advertisement with a picture of a cute puppy on it and they had to take them all down because dogs offend some religions for being 'dirty'.
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In the end
and they will indeed end up being "rooted" by political correctness.Very sad indeed
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Sharia Law
Sadly, I am afraid England is lost. I read that parts of England are adopting
Sharia Law. How insane is that! It is suicide. Alas, I think it is true, liberalism is a mental disorder. A country and a people I love and admire all down the tube for political correctness. Mr. Churchill is turning his grave. RIP England |
Al, you really should read some history. Very educational mate.
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Bash Plates and the British
"I only know what I read in the newspapers" (Will Rogers quote) , but I have noticed great attention, on the part of the British riders, to their bash plates. Does this have any political significance, I don't know. Do you? Just kidding Wayne.... xfiltrate
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Man, it ain`t that bad over here.
Ok, the country is being run by the Missing Link but there isn`t any Sharia law over here and won`t ever be (well not for the next few months anyway!). |
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Perhaps I should email my mates more often to really keep abreast of what is happening....:rolleyes: That said, multi-cultural sensitivity is a positive thing but political correctness, the malignant version of the former, is the slow demise of independent thought... |
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Oh,er,madam
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Yes I do pay taxes in Ecuador and Colombia and No I won,t be going home for any pension. I,ll be down here in the third world exploiting the poor!!! You know by giving them work and paying a reasonable wage etc. Feel free to tell us all your cures for the woes of todays world,I,m sure we,d all like to know! very easy to complain.Not so easy to come up with a viable alternative. Al theturtleshead |
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Strange. You sound disappointed... After all, is that not what you wanted? Most trolls on here are a little more camourflaged than your first post.... |
Wow
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Mistake
Al,
Obviously someone or something has got under your skin. My advice to you is that you make a mistake whenever you tar one nation with one brush, no matter who they are. All you can do is judge individuals by their actions, as I am sure most HUBBERs will do from your recent posts. CHeers Ollie |
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All those speed cameras and petty laws must be getting you down. Al theturtleshead |
As for
As for judging individuals for their actions I suggest you read all my posts.
Al theturtleshead |
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Is that what this is? Lets just say I am adding about as much as your first post deserved. In fact, given the profound and astute opinions you shared with us in that initial post, I'd say you were the boring one... It seems that your recent burst of creativity, which started with a desperate cry for "interesting" topics in the HU Bar, climaxed with this: a thread that says, well, not a lot really.... Can't have fun unless you're winding people up, eh? |
again "dont poke the bear" comes to mind but...
I am 20, I live in Britain, I am not bored and would not consider myself as boring. Sharia law has not coming into play as of yet and even if it does it will only be in certain muslim areas, in fact there are parts of my home county that resemble a Baghdad market rather than a gloomy mining town, this is certainly not boring!
It is a really interesting discussion to be had, I have it with my friends every day. The ruling though being centuries of colonisation and empire building has left Britain's people fending for themselves. Parts of this place luck like a post apocalyptic town and that a real shame. Still you can't take it out of me, I am proud to be a Brit, but would like this topic to point out the problems rather that criticise the people. |
Still boring
It,s this kind of boring answer that,ll kill the thing alright.
Let,s stick to why in boring Britain the pubs close to early,there,s a speed camera on every block,you can,t smoke anywhere and they,ll still tax you to death anyway for even thinking about doing anything you might enjoy. Oh yeah less holidays and more work hours than anywhere else other than the states,hideously expensive petrol and still no-one seems to mind. Al theturtleshead |
Sorry
Sorry Tommy not you the guy before you!!!
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thanks as i was struggling to come up with a half decent answer.....
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Ah well, at least you're only Brit-bashing us verbally (from a safe distance...) and not physically (not yet, anyway!:rofl:).:innocent: Will this Sceptered Isle be enjoying your presence anytime soon?
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Medellin
Actually I,ve just opened a new business in Colombia,Medellin to be exact.It,s also known as the city of eternal springtime.
It,s got loads of windey roads,good restaurants and a ton of hot chicks. So I,ll let you guess at my return date!!! Just to add on! my home country of Scotland may be even dumber! as after watching Braveheart they wasted a shitload of money on a parliment that charges them more and still pay for the other bunch in Westminster. The new parliment after a year and a half cannot get the Cental heating in my 79 and 89 year old parents house fixed,leaving them to freeze. I thought I was in the third world. Al theturtleshead |
If you have the means open a business in another country you would think you could also look after your elderly parents.
Oh yeah I forgot that's the governments job isn't it, I agree with you, let em freeze. |
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How many years of Labour are we at now. Al theturtleshead |
Exellent idea
I also love the idea that because I have a business in a foreign country that I must have plenty of cash,maybe I should have moved to Spain.
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Both you and the government have left them freeze
It would seem both you and the government have left them freeze Al.
Boring I/we may be. But at least compassionate. Mind the trolls ....... |
Well, I'm sorry if a political topic for "debate" like this...
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If all that still labels me as "boring", so be it... but don't now be surprised if you're not taken seriously... |
What a load of old tosh dear boy !
Maybe some sharia law could sort the old place out but lets be fair if you can name a country without dodgy politics then you must be a politician. Nowhere is perfect and you aint seen the last of us yet the revolution is near my friend. and if all else fails Ive still got my bike (even if theres hardly anywhere to ride over here !) sorry forgot this is a response to the crack smoking original, but then it would be a shame to stereotype a nation. :scooter: |
I feel for your parents and hope YOU, or someone comes to their aid soon.
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Being a Boring British Wanker (at least twice a day...good for the constitution, dear boy), and having spent the summer trolling around Europe i've developed a healthy new-found respect for this beautiful island and (whisper it) the people here - more exploration required. Shocking, eh!
Oh, and as long as this Nanny-state has great Hooters and a penchant for leather then all the better! |
Just a side note the UK aint all that bad I certainly dont wish that your parents stay cold. My farther in law just died and I think he was well looked after in his final year. Now if my taxes paid a small part in that it can only be a good thing.:scooter:
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Still boring
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interesting theory!! Al theturtleshead |
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So there you go,the worst of both worlds.Yours and the Brits Al theturtleshead |
Despisement of a nation and it's peoples is ugly, I thought that was the whole reason for this website; to be open minded, travel and understand the world we live in, not to judge others and condemn governments, we can leave that to the politicians and warmongers of this world.
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Hmmm
Where does it say anything about despising anyone.I,ve had the misfortune of meeting boring wankers who happen to be from Britain and wondered if everything was now,as it would appear!! be turning to shit!
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exellent
First bit of sense I heard all day!
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I'm guessing if your parents expect the state to fix their heating and have indeed experienced this that they must be in some form of social housing (after all no home owning individual would expect the govt to send a bloke round) In which case I think maybe they've not done badly out of the taxes they've been paying, after all ir's given them heavily subsidised housing.
Mind you, what do I know I moved to France 10 years ago, but that was mainly because I fancied someone over here. Oh, and if your masturbation is boring, you're doing it wrong. |
Poor Albert. Travelled all that way to get away from 'boring English wankers' and ends up propping up a foreign bar, complaining about home and putting the world to rights. Rumour has it he tried Spain, but couldn't get a word in.
I'm guessing he had to buy his own bar because it's the only place left that lets him in.:laugh: |
"If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals, just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales" – Andy Zaltzman
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This is the most intelligent and thought provoking thread I have ever seen on the HUBB. No really; it's even better than the "Should I carry a handgun on my holiday to Tijuana?" thread...
Matt :) |
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Rebel
Go somewhere,do something,don,t reinforce the stereotype.
Al theturtleshead |
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