August 29, 1997 - Namibia, the saga of
the Caprivi Strip

The Namibian border post was set in a sea of sand. I parked, carefully,
on a hard looking patch, and went in. Sinking into the sand all the way.
There was nobody at the Immigration wicket, so, used to the procedure
now, I looked for the entry book for vehicles and dutifully filled it
in while waiting. An old guy, who arrived just after me, was considerably
more impatient. He started hollering right away for immigration.
"Patience," I said.
The Namibian officials, one on the phone and one behind the customs
desk ignored him. Muttering away, he stomped around the counter and started
rooting through the stamps! He couldn't find what he wanted, but kept
looking, and said to me, "I go through here twice a day, when the
girls are on they just wave me through, but these boys are just lazy."
Just then, the immigration official came in, and the impatient old guy
said to him, "Where do you hide the exit stamp, I need an exit stamp!"
The official dug it out and stamped his passport. Done. Wish I could
get away with that.
My turn next, and it was that easy, entry form and passport stamps for
us, fill in the book for vehicles, yes did that, OK you're done.
Outside again, an old white guy with what might have been a yarmulke
arrived, got down out of his truck and came over. He said, "Welcome
to South Africa," not seeming to be aware that we were entering Namibia,
which was no longer under South African control. "you'll love it,
it's very beautiful. But watch it on the road from here, it's sandy, not
good for motorbikes."
Just what I needed to hear.
The road was bad for bikes, he was right, at least when you are as heavily
loaded as we were. A lighter trail bike would have been fine, but the
mix of fine loose gravel and a lot of sand, spread over a hard crusted
base that broke through occasionally to sand washes, left us floundering.
The bike . squirmed . under me, trying to follow the path of least resistance
but never fully able to because of its' great mass bull-headedly pushing
it straight forward in an unstoppable (I wish) rush. I was constantly
adjusting the balance with body English, trying to just guide and let
the bike find its' own path. Solo on a much less heavily loaded bike it
could have been fun. I remembered coming out of the bush and hitting this
sort of road in ISDT 2 Day Qualifiers many - too many - years ago, and
sitting back and relaxing, screwing the throttle to the stop in top gear
with my right hand and having a drink from a water bottle with my left,
all at 140 kph. (I was a little more foolish then.) Now, I was happy to
do 60 kph, and 40 was OK.
Trying to find the hardest packed car tire track was a crap shoot, the
track shifting and disappearing, reappearing somewhere else, forcing me
to shift over, through a 3"-4" berm of piled up sand and gravel.
I could see the track disappear ahead, and I'd start looking for another
track, and a route to get there without going through the berm. But then
we arrived, and there was no choice but through the berm, the bike slowing
as the front wheel hit it, twisting the bars sideways. I fight to hold
them straight, forcing our way through, correcting the balance with body
English, feeling the rear wheel hit the berm and push the back end the
other way, finally coming through, a big snaky wiggle that never failed
to make my heart flip-flop. Holding onto the bars tight is hopeless, my
hands ache immediately, and the bike needs a little looseness to allow
it to find its' own way without being forced where it doesn't want to
go. A loose grip works best, just guiding in the right general direction.
Faster, around 60-70 kph, seems to be better, the bike bulling its way
through with more aplomb, but the really bad spots are even worse at speed,
the wiggle more violent, the fear of falling magnified, but we always
make it. I'm using the whole road, both lanes, looking for the best track,
and am well over to the extreme right - the oncoming lanes generally seem
to be the best - and I can see ahead yet another spot where the track
disappears, and the berm is getting bigger to my left, my only option.
Shit, here we go, I move slightly to go through the berm, and suddenly
the front wheel is through but the back end isn't and we're slewing sideways,
I plant a foot on the ground hard to keep us up, I'm counterbalancing
leaned well over, when suddenly Susan grabs me by my sides and straightens
me up, and we're okay, we're through and still moving.
Thump thump, thump thump. Whew.
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