Emergency medical return can include bike!
 

I just signed up for emergency evacuation service thru a company advertised on this website and discovered two cool things:

1. For an extra $25 they will return your bike from anywhere in No. America, including Canada and Mexico. Even if you don't have to be evacuated but are deemed "unable to ride", ie. in a cast, but still want to stay down south, they will ship the bike to your shop.

2. If you're a member of AARP there's a $50 discount off the annual enrollment fee.

Hopefully we won't need it, but for about $200US your ass is covered even if the cartels get you! Oh wait, if they get you, guess you won't have to worry about it. :cursing: