suck 'em up
Some Tantric Hindu monks have methods of raising the bollocks into the body. This takes years to learn but you could always give it a try. I dont know how quickly the undercarriage can be retracted but you have every incentive to get them out of the way fast - a sort of Darwinian solution.
Let us know how you get on with the tantric stuff - some before and after pics might interest the girls?
A simpler solution is to get a piece of string tied to your gonads and the other end round your neck - you only have to raise your head and hey presto! they will levitate. Lower the head and they should settle back nicely.
Hope this helps....
Last edited by Caminando; 23 May 2006 at 14:21.