Victoria Beckham Joke
 

Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.
Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.

Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright.

Is it alright?' asked Victoria Beckham.

The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. 'No ma'am, it's dead.'

'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!'

So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.

'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Victoria exclaimed.

'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me.'

'Just what the hell did you say to them?'

'I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow.'

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Who's Victoria Beckham? Should we know about this person? Is she important in some way? a nurse? doctor? maybe?

yes you should shes that dazzling sex goddess with a lovely voice and wonderfull natural breasts !!lol i know she likes to pout a bit bt marks out of 2 id .........give her 1 !! :eek3::clap::clap:

1?
 

Crikey! You're generous! Is there any way we can legally have her and the rest of her talentless, attention seeking sort shot?
Reality TV seems to be all the rage, we could invent a show where Mrs Beckham and Paris Hilton are shut in a cage and the audience text in and vote on which method of painful torture will be used on them each week.