Read any good books lately?
 

Shy, retiring wallflower Dan Walsh is far too modest to mention it himself, but - praise the Lawd! - his crackpot scribblings are finally available in book form.

If "These Are The Days That Must Happen To You" doesn't make you urinate, defecate or ejaculate with laughter/anger/nausea, I'll eat my helmet lining and refund the cost of the book myself.*

Get it here - These Are the Days that Must Happen to You by Dan Walsh - books from rBooks.co.uk - or exist in a pointless, Stygian void for all eternity.





*untrue