Can only imagine the thoughts you might have had, especially if you were close enough to hear the 'thud, crumple, creak, creak'
Any photos to share?
Guess you'll now need to park the bike back in the garage, but the other way around and wait for her to reverse back up again. Oh, but don't forget to let her know, you know, just to make sure she knows. Then you can sit back knowing that you'll soon have two matching ruggedised go anyway panniers.
I have learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.