I see, you didn't lost your humor (join the US army...)
Now your question. I can't imagine a guide sitting on the back of your bike from Taleb Larbi down to Ain Guezzam, it would be easier to finde someone riding your bike with you on the pillion ;-)
Anyway, somebody who has lots of experience in accompaining bike tours of road is Agence Tanezrouft from Insalah. I first traveled with them in 1990, their boss is Mohammed Haffaoui haffaoui AT hotmail.com And he not only knows most parts of algerian and Tanezrouft desert but is also an excellent cook.
Please don't expect a cheep (and mediocre) service, expect something from 120€/day with his car.
His secretary should be able to understand and reply your email in english, but french is better.
[This message has been edited by Yves (edited 20 January 2004).]